Source: snowyhoren
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
(via clothobuerocracy)
Source: pinenolanapple
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
(via cameromitchell)
Source: foie
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
(via cameromitchell)
Source: glitterweave
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Tchao! I'm a terrible dreamer, an even worse writer, but an awesome friend. My name is Alyce and this is my blog. Be prepared for a lot of random, a lot of love, and an obscene amount of screaming.
