i was complaining to my friend about the color of my eyebrows and body hair and he said “idk just pluck em”
just pluck all my eyebrows
no more eyebrows
A leak sprung in the bathroom, and after fixing and mopping, he decided his true love was the mop (he WooHoo’d with his girlfriend and went to work with it still in his hand, came home and decided to cuddle with it).
Changed my username to reflect my Xbox gamertag (add me if you play Destiny!)
trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth